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THE MEASURE OF ALL THINGS

The true measure of things is desire—a desire measured in gazes, dollars, heartbeats, and moans silenced by the volume of the spectacle. Since 2007, I have placed my body precisely there, on that forbidden stage where flesh and myth exchange complicit glances. I was a stripper, a spectacle, an accomplice to the gaze of others. Women took photographs. So did I. Later, I wrote books, painted those moments, and preserved clothing, sweat, and memories transformed into ritual artifacts.

The Measure of All Things is a a series of watercolors turned into a scenic ritual. It is the repeated, folded, surreal, and elusive memory, like a secret never fully revealed but felt on the skin. A theatrical velvet curtain and a metallic arrow point toward what remains hidden behind the act: the male body—desired object, forbidden commodity.

This body—my body, all bodies upon the stage—are measures. But measures of what? Perhaps the only exact measure is our need to turn desire into myth, myth into spectacle, and spectacle into the only way to touch what always remains invisible.

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CULTBYTES

"Two men, both Krochmalny, with their backs to the viewer (who are actually very similar looking to Joe in Flesh—same build, same rear, same perfect floppy hairstyle), are the center of grabbing arms, static eyes, and adoring smiles from the women around them. The female gaze on steroids, perhaps? With phallic and boudoir, or brothel, connotations, red velvet curtains hanging by a spear frame this piece of male and female fantasy.¨

Press & Essays

NO SHAME IN THE SLUTVERSE, PLEASE

Anna Mikaela Ekstrand
CULTBYTES
April 23, 2025

S.L.U.T.S.: SOVEREIGN LUST UNDOING TOTAL SHAME

THE SLIP
April 16th, 2025

¿QUÉ ES MÁS MACHO? Essays on masculinities

​Gonzalo Aguilar
FONDO DE CULTURA ECONOMICA

2023

EL CUERPO, ESE INSTRUMENTO ANIMADO

Exhibitions

S.L.U.T.S.: SOVEREIGN LUST UNDOING TOTAL SHAME. THE SLIP, April-May 2025.

SK

© 2025 by Syd Krochmalny

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